The English Policeman looks like he’s watching a crime and debating whether or not it’s worth the trouble to go and prevent it from happening. He is about to sigh in this photograph. Also, he is hiding the fact that he has no hands.
The American Policeman looks disapprovingly on as someone takes his photograph, but his attention is off to the side, watching in case trouble happens. Also, his arms are crossed.
But the real difference between the two is obvious: the Englishman is short, whereas the American is tall.
Yes, I put those pictures together because I actually believe that it will help people decide that the USA is objectively better than the UK. I’m that stupid. Oh no, wait a second, that’s you.
according to one american police man “who needs common sense when you got rules” (HA HA HA HA) and its funny how the worlds mightest nation needed aid all because of a bit of wind and rain you fuckers make me laugh.
also the yankee police always seem to think there in an action movie,trying to spin the car out b4 the arest, come off, it like they realy need to do that.
that pic of the English policeman is funny but only because its coming from the mouth of a citezen of the fatest nation on earth!
so jonnyopinion how old r u??
and where do you come from?
because if you dont come from eather country then you have no room to talk.
britan probly over took your country anyway.
*sings* stand up if you won the war,
stand up if you won the war,
stand up if you won the war.
Sorry i just had to sing that, im not going to say which war becasue we win sooooo many. if you are a true englishman then you will know the correct tune to sing them lyricts to . American’s are ignorant arseholes, they think ALL english people have that stupid fucking accent that the queen has, well they dont, and dont you come here telling us were saying words wrong… WE INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!!! it’s not soccer, it’s football… You are all imbread scum bags, and OMG talk about fat fuckers, the polar ice caps aren’t melting your fucking sinking us!!!!
I would say thats….. ENGLAND 2 V america 0……..
hey if you are american reading this, dont take offence, just think of it as freindly fire (your good at taking that)!!!
the english man is looking proud the american is watching the terroists board the plane that crashed into the twin towers and deciding whether to buy a pack donuts or stop the terrorist we all now witch choice he chose (o wait i forgot that americans are dumb i will have to point out to the hes choice the donuts).
wow the americans also doing an impression simon cowell could he get those pants higher.
To be fair (and pedantic), it appears the American cop is a state trooper while the British cop looks like a standard police officer. The American cop is trying to look ‘hard’ while the British cop looks hopelessly bored guarding 10 Downing Street or some such. He doesn’t look eager to beat someone senseless with his nighstick like the American one does.
Ok I am here to tell you little boys what is going on here. Your policeman is a fat piece of shit just like you call us. A traffic warden? wow thats even more pathetic than a donut eating cross guard. England is a pathetic little shit hole no one gives a fuck about. I could take a piss and flood you all out. Now to say that england has any say is non-sense. You couldn’t even win ww2 by your selfs. We sat back and laughed at you then we came to save your ass. Oh boy now lets get this point over with without england we wouldn’t be here wow. Ok lets go over this did you guys kill a few Indians and then claim America? pathetic shit… Then get owned by Immigrants? Hahaha. You guys are pathetic, And saying where the fattest nation? We have the most people dumb ass’s every American doesn’t eat Mcdonalds every day. Your all feeble minded don’t believe what you read. There is a lot of fat people in england also. Oh so much to say so little time… Lets think of this Iraq’s bombed you guys, BOMB A BUS to make the equivalent of the twin towers attack. Look at that even Iraq realizes how small your shitty half a town is. America’s economy right now is at its highest we could sink you with the weight of or economy straight to the depths of hell. Now shut your pathetic mouths before i throw a zippo and burn your tiny shit island down.
21 Comments
April 27, 2007 at 6:26 pm
The English Policeman looks like he’s watching a crime and debating whether or not it’s worth the trouble to go and prevent it from happening. He is about to sigh in this photograph. Also, he is hiding the fact that he has no hands.
The American Policeman looks disapprovingly on as someone takes his photograph, but his attention is off to the side, watching in case trouble happens. Also, his arms are crossed.
But the real difference between the two is obvious: the Englishman is short, whereas the American is tall.
April 27, 2007 at 9:03 pm
HELLO! Look:
April 27, 2007 at 9:04 pm
LOOK!>
April 29, 2007 at 4:20 am
The English one’s a bed-presser.
June 29, 2007 at 11:22 pm
its ovious u id these pics so every1 wud chhose da US
how pathetic
June 30, 2007 at 10:47 am
Yes, I put those pictures together because I actually believe that it will help people decide that the USA is objectively better than the UK. I’m that stupid. Oh no, wait a second, that’s you.
July 4, 2007 at 2:10 pm
according to one american police man “who needs common sense when you got rules” (HA HA HA HA) and its funny how the worlds mightest nation needed aid all because of a bit of wind and rain you fuckers make me laugh.
also the yankee police always seem to think there in an action movie,trying to spin the car out b4 the arest, come off, it like they realy need to do that.
that pic of the English policeman is funny but only because its coming from the mouth of a citezen of the fatest nation on earth!
fuck you without britan you would not be there
July 4, 2007 at 2:15 pm
i just realised what the date is (ha ha ha ha) but all i see on this date is the utter failure that was veatnam
July 4, 2007 at 2:17 pm
rezzie im 6′7″ fuck you midgit!!!!
July 4, 2007 at 2:26 pm
In what sense is the photo coming from Jonny’s mouth?
Jonny is not American.
July 4, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Ross, thank you for not being a complete imbecile like everyone else.
July 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm
so jonnyopinion how old r u??
and where do you come from?
because if you dont come from eather country then you have no room to talk.
britan probly over took your country anyway.
July 5, 2007 at 4:23 pm
I don’t come from anywhere. You should go there some time, and not come back.
July 5, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Hahahahaha!
Jonny, I love you. Marry me? Then I’ll be both, according to my passport.
July 23, 2007 at 11:49 pm
*sings* stand up if you won the war,
. American’s are ignorant arseholes, they think ALL english people have that stupid fucking accent that the queen has, well they dont, and dont you come here telling us were saying words wrong… WE INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!!! it’s not soccer, it’s football… You are all imbread scum bags, and OMG talk about fat fuckers, the polar ice caps aren’t melting your fucking sinking us!!!!
stand up if you won the war,
stand up if you won the war.
Sorry i just had to sing that, im not going to say which war becasue we win sooooo many. if you are a true englishman then you will know the correct tune to sing them lyricts to
I would say thats….. ENGLAND 2 V america 0……..
hey if you are american reading this, dont take offence, just think of it as freindly fire (your good at taking that)!!!
3-0
August 8, 2007 at 6:06 pm
the english man is looking proud the american is watching the terroists board the plane that crashed into the twin towers and deciding whether to buy a pack donuts or stop the terrorist we all now witch choice he chose (o wait i forgot that americans are dumb i will have to point out to the hes choice the donuts).
wow the americans also doing an impression simon cowell could he get those pants higher.
August 8, 2007 at 6:08 pm
anyway all americans are ether africans ENGLISH or they could decide they wanna be indians.
August 19, 2007 at 1:12 am
To be fair (and pedantic), it appears the American cop is a state trooper while the British cop looks like a standard police officer. The American cop is trying to look ‘hard’ while the British cop looks hopelessly bored guarding 10 Downing Street or some such. He doesn’t look eager to beat someone senseless with his nighstick like the American one does.
September 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm
The English one is a traffic warden, not a police man -.-
September 10, 2007 at 2:09 am
Ok I am here to tell you little boys what is going on here. Your policeman is a fat piece of shit just like you call us. A traffic warden? wow thats even more pathetic than a donut eating cross guard. England is a pathetic little shit hole no one gives a fuck about. I could take a piss and flood you all out. Now to say that england has any say is non-sense. You couldn’t even win ww2 by your selfs. We sat back and laughed at you then we came to save your ass. Oh boy now lets get this point over with without england we wouldn’t be here wow. Ok lets go over this did you guys kill a few Indians and then claim America? pathetic shit… Then get owned by Immigrants? Hahaha. You guys are pathetic, And saying where the fattest nation? We have the most people dumb ass’s every American doesn’t eat Mcdonalds every day. Your all feeble minded don’t believe what you read. There is a lot of fat people in england also. Oh so much to say so little time… Lets think of this Iraq’s bombed you guys, BOMB A BUS to make the equivalent of the twin towers attack. Look at that even Iraq realizes how small your shitty half a town is. America’s economy right now is at its highest we could sink you with the weight of or economy straight to the depths of hell. Now shut your pathetic mouths before i throw a zippo and burn your tiny shit island down.
September 10, 2007 at 6:40 am
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