Ah yes, me. And today especially me, because it’s my birthday. That’s right friends and lovers: as of today I can no longer say I’m in my mid-20s. TWENTY-SEVEN, that’s my age.
But does that mean I can’t find this video entertaining?
No, of course it doesn’t. If you hear or say a sentence today better than, “everyone on the scene was covered with small particles of dead whale”, I’ll lick a dog. And just how respectable is your average seagull?
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October 16, 2008 at 3:05 pm
*sneaks into Jonny’s house*
October 16, 2008 at 3:06 pm
*blows up balloons until her cheeks her*
October 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
*sets out various cups and bendy straws*
October 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
*rearranges furniture so its more fen shui*
October 16, 2008 at 3:11 pm
*sets up disco lights*
October 16, 2008 at 3:11 pm
*puts bean bag in the closet along with some Twizzlers*
October 16, 2008 at 3:14 pm
*attaches mega speakers to Jonny’s computer*
*selects the ‘Rover’ playlist*
October 16, 2008 at 3:16 pm
*discovers where Jonny keeps his teabags*
October 16, 2008 at 3:16 pm
*fills bathtub with a witchy brew*
*attaches funnel*
October 16, 2008 at 3:21 pm
*let’s mimes in*
October 16, 2008 at 3:22 pm
*gets tangled in streamers, then let’s the mimes help her hang them*
October 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm
*throws party poppers, hats and noise makers about the room*
October 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm
*sets up giant, glowing billboard on roof*
October 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Hi Collywobbles. Thanks for coming.
October 16, 2008 at 3:26 pm
*reverses gravity in the bedroom*
October 16, 2008 at 3:27 pm
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm
*pushes the red button*
October 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
*candy falls from ceiling*
October 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
*carpet turns into kentucky bluegrass*
October 16, 2008 at 3:32 pm
*performs Caesar with the mimes*
October 16, 2008 at 3:38 pm
*starts blending various fruits*
October 16, 2008 at 3:39 pm
*hands out anatomically correct fruit smoothies*
October 16, 2008 at 3:40 pm
*waves at col*
*introduces herself to jonny*
October 16, 2008 at 3:40 pm
*admires the conga line the mimes are doing*
October 16, 2008 at 3:40 pm
*waves at Jen*
*admires her outfit*
I had no idea you could do that with silly string!
*introduces jen to jonny*
October 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
*puts on party hat*
October 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
MARSHMALLOW FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
*bings jonny*
October 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
*waltzes in, with six backup dancers and a beatboxer*
October 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm
*eats more marshmallows than she throws*
October 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Hi VJ!
*throws a marshmallow at her*
October 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Oh dear. Colsy’s hitting the marshmellows ALREADY. This is going to be good.
October 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Hey Jen, I dunno as we’ve met.
October 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Gotta sugar up early!
October 16, 2008 at 3:45 pm
*introduces jen to vj*
she’s a very close friend of mind…
(give her tequila)
October 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Wears the Cherry Coke fountain? Has it not been plugged in yet?
October 16, 2008 at 3:47 pm
*waltzes with dancers while the mimes mimmick Esther Williams*
October 16, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Is confetti edible?
October 16, 2008 at 3:50 pm
*waves at vj*
October 16, 2008 at 3:50 pm
*dances on the table*
October 16, 2008 at 3:52 pm
*worries that col is eating too much confetti*
October 16, 2008 at 3:55 pm
*uses a mime as a pinata*
CANDY!!!!!!
October 16, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Oooh…good idea….
*hunts down another mime and tickles him until he explodes*
Huh…schnitzel.
October 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
*grabs VJ*
October 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Uh oh…the closet has claimed it’s first victim.
October 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm
*grabs colsy*
October 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm
*spits out VJ and colsy, but switches their outfits*
October 16, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I had no idea he could do that….
October 16, 2008 at 4:02 pm
*rings*
October 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm
*Twirls in with a gang of retired midgets and Tequila* Now, this is a party!
October 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Amber!
*introduces Amber to jen*
October 16, 2008 at 4:06 pm
*throws a midget up on her shoulders so he can help the mime off of the ceiling fan*
October 16, 2008 at 4:06 pm
*hi amber. nice tequila..*
October 16, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Hello Jen! *sticks tongue in Jen’s ear* Nice to meet you!
October 16, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Amber! Love the outfit! All natural?
October 16, 2008 at 4:07 pm
*grabs the cutest belly dancer in the worlds ass*
October 16, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Hi Amber, VJ, Doorbell, Closet, Jen, and friends. **Takes his trousers off** Just getting comfortable.
October 16, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Yes Cols. I need to let my skin breathe after 10 hours in day-glo paint.
October 16, 2008 at 4:08 pm
*shimmies*
October 16, 2008 at 4:09 pm
*act as pinatas*
October 16, 2008 at 4:10 pm
*licks Amber’s outfit*
Mmmm…strawberries!
October 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR HAPPY COMING OUT OF RUTH’S VAGINA DAY! I have a little gift for you!
October 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
*comes into house*
All Hail! King Cartoon!
October 16, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Hi kids!
October 16, 2008 at 4:16 pm
A gift? For me? What is it? Can I eat it?
October 16, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Well, maybe gift is too strong of a word. How about this: a little something to let you know I’m glad you were born today. Coming up soon. It’s not a big deal, so don’t get your bathrobe in an uproar.
October 16, 2008 at 4:19 pm
*plays Mr. Walker & Mr. Wheeler*
October 16, 2008 at 4:19 pm
*takes a chug of the tequila and tries really hard to remember, “Am I a friend or lover?” ah well, who cares.. I’ll be both by the end of this party anyways!
whooo hooooo
Partyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
October 16, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Hi Twinkie!
How’s the town?
October 16, 2008 at 4:24 pm
TWINKIE! Now the party can really get started! *Hands Twink a shot of Jose and screams SHOT SHOT!*
October 16, 2008 at 4:25 pm
*Slams into Jonny’s knees* Sorry Birfday Boy!
October 16, 2008 at 4:27 pm
tells Colsy, “the town is all here! Why don’t you ask them?” tee heeeeee.
*grabs Jose and french kisses him
October 16, 2008 at 4:27 pm
It’s OK, young midget. Godspeed.
October 16, 2008 at 4:28 pm
**oops.. sorry wrong Jose…
October 16, 2008 at 4:30 pm
There can never be too many Joses!
October 16, 2008 at 4:31 pm
*Bursts thru south wall, flashing lights and running siren*
October 16, 2008 at 4:31 pm
*rides past on an ostrich*
October 16, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Yay! It’s officially a party! VJ, how’s the Jello pool coming?
October 16, 2008 at 4:34 pm
ooooh.. jello pool? realllllyyyy????
*anticipates fun times*
October 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Oh honey, you have no idea.
Get your bathing suit and goggles on.
October 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
What’s really fun is when it gets all runny, then it dyes your skin and hair!
October 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
*Tells itself*
October 16, 2008 at 4:36 pm
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
*laughs like Snoopy*
October 16, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Jello Pool!? I’m getting flashbacks, and I just got here!
October 16, 2008 at 4:36 pm
*let’s loose*
October 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm
*lights sparklers and starts singing Happy Birthday Dear Jonny while doing cartwheels*
October 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Hi!!!
VJ does make the best jello pools
October 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm
*gives birthday boy a lap dance. Accidentally crushes him
October 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm
*applauds Amber*
Watch out for that midget!
October 16, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Happy birthday, Jonny!
I’m not doing cartwheels just yet, but give me time.
October 16, 2008 at 4:38 pm
In fact, I’ll prolly be doing cartwheels into the jello pool soon…
October 16, 2008 at 4:38 pm
are swimsuits optional in the jello pool or required?
*hopes for optional*
October 16, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Liss is here everybody! Let’s see if she can still give herself hickeys, like at the last party!
October 16, 2008 at 4:39 pm
If there’s one thing I know about Veaj, it’s that swimsuits are optional, nudeness is PREFERRED.
October 16, 2008 at 4:39 pm
HA, Oh, Amber.
I was hoping you wouldn’t remember that.
October 16, 2008 at 4:40 pm
*ALWAYS optional*
October 16, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Amber! hahah oops I mean poop joke.. you’re so clever!
October 16, 2008 at 4:40 pm
It is a good conversation starter though.
Or something.
October 16, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I almost didn’t remember Liss, considering that I was balancing on a tree branch when you did it.
October 16, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Which was an amazing feat, by the way. Not everyone can do THAT while balancing on a tree branch.
October 16, 2008 at 4:42 pm
*Coming up!*
October 16, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Actually squirrels are rather okay with you offering them Vodka as long as you do it correctly.
October 16, 2008 at 4:44 pm
[...] Happy Birthday Jonny! 16 10 2008 Come play! [...]
October 16, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Who wants to catapult me?
October 16, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Which is of course is with swizzle sticks with acorns on the end.
October 16, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Vodka and squirrels mix. But definitely not tequila and squirrels. Remember jen?
October 16, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Johnny! JOOOOHNNY…
Hey when he comes out of the closet can you please tell him I hope he has a great birthday? Work is calling blaaaaaaaaaah.
October 16, 2008 at 4:46 pm
*catapults Lamar*
October 16, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Hey lisslo, did you see where Lamar went? I lost sight of him.
October 16, 2008 at 4:49 pm
*throws unlit flaming baton on pile of gifts for Jonny*
What else do you get the guy who has everything?
*shrug*
October 16, 2008 at 4:50 pm
*shields eyes while looking into the sky*
Huh.
October 16, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Oh, wait, I can hear him!
October 16, 2008 at 4:51 pm
*tackles Lamar as he falls midair into the less-than-set pool of jello*
October 16, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Did anybody order a giant cake?!
October 16, 2008 at 4:52 pm
*shush! vj’s gonna pop out of it later!*
October 16, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Do you have any idea how long it took her to train those tigers?!
October 16, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Damn! Great tackle lisslo!
October 16, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Where’s my lover, the Birthday Boy?
October 16, 2008 at 4:56 pm
*wipes jello off face*
Thanks, Colsy!
October 16, 2008 at 4:57 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbyDjr-VGFw
Ready for viweing birthday boy!
October 16, 2008 at 4:58 pm
AHAHAHAAH!
AMBER YOU ROCK!
YOU ARE THE VIDEOTAPING GODDESS!
October 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm
*is bashful in front of camera*
October 16, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I just love how you said poop and unicorns so sweetly.
October 16, 2008 at 5:02 pm
*sucks everyone in*
October 16, 2008 at 5:04 pm
*starts to climb out of the pool*
So much better than the Polterguiest pool.
*winks at Twinkie*
I know that was your hand.
October 16, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Who is that bitch that thinks she’s me?
October 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Throw a poor Fiddler and beer, will ya? Geez, it’s hard to play non-stop fiddle without provisions.
October 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm
*swallows Drew Barrymore*
October 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm
*throws fiddler a heinie*
October 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Seriously, I keep getting jello all over me. How am I going to explain this to my Civ Pro professor?!
Amber, I love you. And your video. And I concur about the snakes.
October 16, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Where the hell is that Asshat Birthday Boy? I need to kick him in the ass 27 times!
October 16, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I’ve got to run, my friends. Time to go learn about diversity jurisdiction.
Yep, it’s a real party killer.
*blows kisses*
October 16, 2008 at 5:08 pm
*Kisses Liss because she’s so cute and tastes like Jello*
October 16, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Hi Amber *eyebrow wiggles*
October 16, 2008 at 5:10 pm
*row boat into the pool to rescue those stranded*
October 16, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Amber, is the youknowwhatunderjonny’sbed ready?
October 16, 2008 at 5:11 pm
*hands jen a plate of jello shaped like A-rod*
October 16, 2008 at 5:14 pm
mmmmmmmmmm
A-rod
quite delicious…thank you colsy!
October 16, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Pixie stix anyone?
October 16, 2008 at 5:30 pm
**Belch** It’s all gone quiet. What happened?
October 16, 2008 at 5:31 pm
SUPRISE!
October 16, 2008 at 5:31 pm
*Wiggles butt at Colsy* Hello Colsy Wolsy!
October 16, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I don’t think some of the people were able to take the shock of the Igor bars that I made.
October 16, 2008 at 5:32 pm
*wiggles up to Amber*
Hey there Amber
October 16, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Did you see the video Jonny?
October 16, 2008 at 5:33 pm
*Finally gets loose from Jonny’s grasp*
October 16, 2008 at 5:48 pm
*pops out of the hug jug of Jose Cuervo to sing…
*They say it’s yo burfday….
tanana-nuh-nuh-nuhhhhhh
*It’s my burfday too!!!!
***tries to dance seductively but falls flat on her face
October 16, 2008 at 5:49 pm
*meant to say hugE jug but was too drunk…
October 16, 2008 at 5:54 pm
*tips twinkie*
October 16, 2008 at 5:55 pm
*vogues*
October 16, 2008 at 5:55 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 16, 2008 at 5:56 pm
They said the word!
October 16, 2008 at 5:57 pm
The Cotton Candy Machine is here.
*turns Amber into a life-size spool of cotton candy*
*eats Amber*
October 16, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Who’s tutu is this?
October 16, 2008 at 6:00 pm
*perform tricks in the gravity defying bedroom*
October 16, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Why does the couch taste lime green?
October 16, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I’ve never seen Vikings and midgets get along so well together.
Or thought that they knew all the words to Louie, Louie.
October 16, 2008 at 6:10 pm
*throws cupcakes at guests and hands tissue to the Birthday Boy. Blows kisses to Cols as Cols bellydances with an Obama cut-out that Amber brought to the party, of course.*
October 16, 2008 at 6:11 pm
That will surely lose him votes!
October 16, 2008 at 6:11 pm
*vogues to Louie Louie
October 16, 2008 at 6:11 pm
*licks frosting off of people*
Need to think green! Put the tissues away!
October 16, 2008 at 6:13 pm
*vogues to Louie Louie
October 16, 2008 at 6:15 pm
*admires Jonny standing at the top of the tiger pyramid*
October 16, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Congratulations on your most auspicious birth, Jonnykins.
October 16, 2008 at 6:20 pm
*makes out with the Queen*
October 16, 2008 at 6:44 pm
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2250/2378300106_13231ac03f.jpg?v=1206993209
October 16, 2008 at 7:03 pm
*Joins in the party*
October 16, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Hello Lovers!
October 16, 2008 at 7:22 pm
*pushes Ima Twat into the jello pool*
October 16, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Amber? Be my lamp?
*holds out shade and lightbuld*
October 16, 2008 at 8:18 pm
*waves at everyone*
bye!
nice to meet you guys!!
happy birthday jonny!!
October 16, 2008 at 9:07 pm
[...] to everyone else, come join the comment party, or you’ll miss moments like [...]
October 16, 2008 at 9:14 pm
I’m back!
October 16, 2008 at 9:15 pm
That ostrich just wouldn’t stop.
October 16, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Everyone loves to give VJ a ride
October 16, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Who ever said ostriches are flightless is wrong. They can fly, they just hate people knowing it.
October 16, 2008 at 9:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9bPU2xdDbk Puts that on the projector and dances.
October 16, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Is the billboard still working?
Are the camels on their way?
October 16, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Goodnight lovies!!!
*let’s Jonny out of the closet on her way out*
October 16, 2008 at 10:10 pm
*sneaks back in and pushes Amber into the Jello pool*
October 16, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I came into this comment thread and farted.
October 17, 2008 at 12:26 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I realize I’m too late for the comment party, but I do so hope it was the most wondrous birthday of them all, to date, Jonnykins.
October 17, 2008 at 6:57 am
Commenting because VJ said to.
October 17, 2008 at 3:16 pm
*drags herself off of the Fire truck*
Good morning!
*falls face first onto the bowl of nachos that Amber left*