Spoken For.

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First they came for the mime artists,
but I didn’t speak up, because I was a mime artist.

Then they came for the chainsaw jugglers,
but I didn’t speak up, because I was juggling chainsaws and needed to concentrate.

Then they came for the chainsaw-juggling Trappist monks,
but I didn’t speak up, because I was a Trappist monk, juggling chainsaws, and not only did I need to concentrate on said juggling but also if I had spoken up, this would have been a violation of my holy vows.

Then they came specifically for me,
but I didn’t speak up because they were actually very attractive and I wanted to go with them anyway. Also, I honestly believed up until this point that I was the only chainsaw-juggling, mime artist Trappist monk in the world, and that’s a very lonely existence.

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